Insert Personal Tag Line Here

Ever since I RSVPed to Jeff Pulver’s upcoming social media breakfast in DC, I’ve been having heartburn over this personal tag line. The invitation clearly states that we are to come prepared with a “Personal Tag Line” to be placed on our name badge. Of course, name badges are no one’s favorite accessory but I do understand the need for them. And I’m also sure there is a nifty use for the personal tag line to be placed on them. But in my little head right now, all I can think of is the fact that I have absolutely no idea what my personal tag line might be. (And somehow I’m thinking that writing “I have no idea what to put here.” will not make me one of the cool kids.) What would my personal tag line even be? How personal should it be? How can I manage to sum myself up and be witty on a name badge, of all things?

First I thought I wanted to collect suggestions from my readers, but that poses a few interesting problems. First of all, I might not get a darn thing out of you. Second of all, well…. I’ll keep that one to myself. After I hit that dead end, I decided maybe I should ask you all what your personal tag line is. Don’t worry, I promise not to copy your work. (Although, you know, I’m still open to suggestions.)

Anyway, back to the point. If you would be so kind, please insert your own personal tag line into the comments of this post. I promise not to call them my own, and I’m interested in what you have to say.